KIMCHI Small wallet.
Real market.
Clear decisions.
A trading desk with a little more personality.
Kimchi watches the Solana trenches. You watch the decisions. The money stays virtual.
- Starting bankroll
- $200
- Max positions
- 02
- Real orders
- 00
- Market
- Solana
- Orders
- Simulated
- Risk cap
- $10 / day
$ kimchi start
bankroll ....... $200.00
real orders ... disabled
✓ patience is a position.
waiting for the right setup
ROUTINE
01 / ObserveWatch the market, not the noise.
02 / FilterCheck the rules before an entry.
03 / ProtectSmall sizes. Defined risk.
04 / ReflectEvery decision leaves a note.
The market moves.
Kimchi stays composed.
“Watching the tape. Patience is a position.”
Real market snapshots. Estimated virtual fills. No transactions are signed or submitted.
The trenches.
Without the tunnel vision.
| TOKEN / PAIR | PRICE | MARKET CAP | 5M | PAIR AGE | ENTRY CHECK |
|---|
Listening to the market.
Fetching real Solana pairs. Prices and tokens are never made up.
Big personality.
Small position sizes.
The desk borrows the quiet confidence of Kimchi's public persona. The account follows explicit rules — not claims about his real strategy.
- Read first. Market cap above $10K. Known pair age under 10 minutes.
- Stay small. $5 entries below $25K cap; $10 at or above it.
- Manage the position. Partial exits at +20%, +30%, and +40%. A final quarter targets 4×.
- Respect the limit. A $10 daily loss or drawdown halts new entries.
Sizing illustration. All entry checks still apply.
No mystery trades.
A note for every decision.
THE CHARACTER / THE CONTEXTMore composure.
Less noise.
A fan-made character inspired by Kimchi's public trading and lifestyle persona. Room dialogue is written for this project; it is not his commentary or advice.
Watch Orangie's Kimchi profile ↗A few things
worth knowing.
Is this the real Kimchi's agent?+
No. This is an independent fan-made interpretation, not an official product or a verified copy of his strategy. The rules and character dialogue are created for this desk.
Does it trade with real money?+
No. The $200 bankroll, positions, and results are simulated. Market snapshots come from DEX Screener, but this app never signs or submits trading transactions.
What happens when I start the agent?+
The rule-based engine evaluates fresh snapshots while this tab is open. It records eligible simulated entries and manages exits. New entries start paused; you can pause them again at any time.
Do I need Phantom?+
No. The desk works without a wallet. The optional Phantom button only requests your public address. It never requests a signature or a transaction.
Why isn't it entering every token?+
Missing data, old pairs, low market cap, account limits, and stale snapshots all block entries. Not trading is an expected outcome, not a loading error.